
if there's one type of person i don't trust it's a Warcraft fan, and each one i've seen says not to touch Warcraft 1 because it is so outdated it will actually physically age me and give me arthritis. so here i am playing Warcraft 1, i've never played this or any RTS besides Halo Wars when i was 12, which i didn't enjoy because it was an RTS. i tend not to like games that force me to confront how stupid i am
the opening cinematic is incredible. i never saw the movie but i can't imagine it looked much better than this. all the big-budget actors in the world could not contend with Eric From Quality Assurance's narration

i lost my first game pretty quickly, as expected. games back then were really good at making you feel like you ruined absolutely everything when you got game over. the war is LOST my family is DEAD and Blizzard has gone UNDER because YOU did not build enough FARMS. i definitely would have cried if i played this as a child. sorry to orcs

since i don't play RTSes's i can't gauge just how archaic this really feels, but it's not unplayable. unwinnable maybe since how am i supposed to compete with the humans if they can beat me without any resources or structures buh!!? i will have to consult the manual that's split into two versions for the human and orc sides, and i will be very mad if the human version is shorter. i may even consider becoming a human. desperate measures but all's fair in love and warcraft
then i won my second try! well "won" - i kept to myself and just built farms like i was told to and no one bothered me. but the brutish orc voice on the results screen praises me for the havoc and bloodshed i wrought against the human forces so don't tell him this. [tending to my crops] yeahh i did all that haha down with the Allegiance or whatever
why does a gold mine explode when it's depleted of its resources. making me feel like this isn't the laidback farmtown sim i thought it was

second level was a toss-up. at no point did i know what my objective was or how well i was doing, eventually i just kept birthing guys and making them wander around killing people until suddenly one human's death was the winning kill. i'll have to start making better use of the game speed option, because that was 20 minutes of uncertainty that very well could've ended in a sudden reminder of why i usually don't enjoy longform games like these